There’s quite a few things Starbucks is not. We’re not a daycare. We’re not an office. We’re certainly not a fucking McDonalds (still unclear as to what a frappe is). But most of all, we are not a bank.
When I worked in LA, I worked at a cafe only store in the modern day suburbia. Surrounded by some really cute shops and juice bars, Starbucks was really the only “big name” store within a five mile radius.
Because Starbucks has the reputation about it (“big company”) the stores around us were constantly sending employees wearing really gross visors and buttons and bright polos over to our store to give them change.
“Hey, I work at that smoothie shop on the corner and we’re low on $5s. Can you spare about $200 worth?”
“Hey, can you guys trade out some quarters?”
WTF?
I haven’t experienced this as much in New York, but I guess that’s because there’s a bank every few blocks. But have any of my readers experienced this? What do you do? I haven’t been formally trained in cash management (as I stated, I never had any desire to advance in Starbucks past the barista level. It’s only a matter of time before Mila Kunis falls down a flight of stairs and I have to take her place in the world. Can’t get too invested), but I’m pretty sure this is a no-no somewhere in the thousands of pages Starbucks has written on cash handling over the years.
But of course, it’s not just other companies that seem to confuse Starbucks for Chase Bank. It’s customers.
How often do you have people coming up to your register or through your drive through with $100 bills expecting to pay for a tall coffee? Every. Fucking. Day.
One of my greatest memories of working at Starbucks was one of my first shift leads, Emerson. He was a no nonsense type of lead and I miss him dearly. Him and his wife left the States a few years ago on a spiritual quest through the mountains of Bhutan. Haven’t heard from him since. Nameste, Emerson if you’ve found access to the Internet wherever you are. Anyway. Someone came up to R1 pretty early in the morning. Around 8 I would say, and attempted to pay for a pack of gum with a $100 bill.
Emerson: “I’m sorry sir, I’ve just opened this till. I don’t have the change for that.”
Customer: “This is all I have.”
Emerson: “No it isn’t.”
Customer: “Yes it is.”
Emerson: “Do you mean to tell me, that you left your house this morning and have only financially prepared yourself with a single large bill?”
Customer: “Umm…”
Emerson: “Because that’s just stupid.”
Customer: “Oh, here’s a $5….”
If I hadn’t been so shocked, I probably would have thrown myself at him in that moment. The wit. The snark. I loved it.
Starbucks is not a bank. We are a coffee shop. How hard is it to understand this?
XOXO
Kaldi